Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

My eyes.

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The handlebar grill and headlights is great.

I don’t see any spokes on the non drive side of the front hub.

Time atacs installed backwards
Di2 hoods and mechanical derailleur

For a quattroporte

Keeping it real with the cable discs

Yep, I'm gonna feast my eyes in it's monstrosity.

And then imma gonna get 'em quirurgicaly ripped from my face

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Love a Norco. Even in Gold?

That Maesrati tho.

Makes Pinarello look pretty.

Thank fuck the Maserati is just a render, what a pile of dumb wank

Damm those wheels are hideous

How to ruin an otherwise perfectly fine bike...

Spacer stack…
Cable disc brakes…

Hidro drop bar brake systems are shit. Cable brakes have their place in an otherwise functional bicycle

I've got some orange anno ones on my MTB :)

Imagine how bad their cars are

Stellantis=Price point Ferraris.
With the quality craftsmanship and refinement of a Dodge pickup.

Stellantis

Eventually, everything will be Stellantis, except possibly Maserati which will be sold off again as it has been about 300 times before.

Bad photo but I would suggest that this might be the ugliest bike I've ever seen IRL.

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Wow!

woof!

Fuck! That headtube has ruined my breakfast.

Owner stopped to buy bleach to apply to their eyes perhaps?

it looks like it's actively trying to hurt the rider

The rider described the styling as "interesting" but that at least it was fast and then promptly got dropped .....

Like a reverse softride that