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Flowers in the Kennel is a 2022 Gothic novel by Constable_Savage about the sinister demise of much loved pets
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You might know the answer to this, come to think of it. When I worked with SCD6 (no longer a thing, I believe) I got the chance to go on a sniffer dog training exercise in the grounds of Buckingham Palace the day before one of their garden parties. To train the dogs, the officers in charge had a load of little kilner jars of every drug I could name (and likely more) in their glove compartment. One of them would take a selection of baggies, fuck off for five minutes chucking them in bushes and then handlers would take the dogs round. I asked what would happen if the dogs didn't find everything and the guy who did the hiding forgot where he stashed stuff. They just said that never happens. It must though, right? There's likely a series of "surprises" stashed among the chrysanthemums. Would make a night shift on garden security detail a bit more interesting.
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I think Andrew is probably going to quietly bump the corgis off. At the side of the private garden at rear of Royal Lodge there is a row of graves and grave stones for various corgis from years gone by. From memory I think they are all the Queen Mum's but he might want to add a few of his own now, just to make his mark. He had two Norfolk terriers when I worked there. They're on borrowed time I suspect.