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  • It'll be easy to figure out if she's circling the drain.

    The queen insists that she is going to die in Scotland. As a result my cousin who is a motorcycle outrider for Police Scotland spends a lot of time each year rehearsing getting an ambulance from airports to any of the appointed royal death nests.

    If there hasn't been an announcement about her recovery and she heads north then prepare yourself for months of commemorative daily mail souvenir editions. Oh and the tacky mugs/spoons.

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