FS: Range Rover Evoque 2.0

better still

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when using a vehicle the size of a living room through the narrow streets of a UK town centre, that they are completely ridiculous.

No, they just get angry at other people taking up space. On the narrow roads near me they'd rather drive into you than drive on a verge.

hopefully people didn't get the impression that I was taking a photo due to being impressed.
I did make sure I was shaking my head and tutting as I took the pic.

I wonder what happens when two of these cock knockers chance upon each other on a narrow road? probably stop to unload a load into each others load areas.

I sometimes drive my in laws big SUV.
The narrow streets of German suburbs are a nightmare. Must be near impossible with one of those double cab pickups.
But if you make the decision for a Dodge ram you might lack self awareness.

The giant pickups very favourable due to some kind of relatively recent business vehicle tax thing. We commented on it in the other SUV thread.

Feel like if something is bought as a commercial vehicle it should be forced to have decals or something but apparently it's not.

Don't give them ideas. People are already willing to pay extra money for a custom licence plate, I'm sure they'd be willing to stump up to plaster their idiotic cars with "Jonesy Ltd", "Big Dave LLP" or whatever

This thread is amazing. And reminded me of this beauty from Viz...

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Fifteen grand Millennium Falcon you can actually buy.

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Ha!

Yeah, I notice this too. Buy a vehicle that could drive up the ridge of a canyon during a nuclear winter, but also refuse to mount one wheel on a small grass verge to help another human not fear for their safety under the wheels of your megadeathtruck🤷

Chris Rea CD! 🤣

That's a great point

megadeathtruck

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When we were gearing up to get a cat I registered with Pets at Home's loyalty scheme, and named our hypothetical cat Mega Deth. On occasion we still get post addressed to Mega Deth.

Ah no way, we had a cat called Megadeth bitd

Bizarre, I was reading this outside a shop with your name.

For beds?

Yep

Absolute classic:

https://youtu.be/5TR4iBC_iaw

absolute lols 😂

I really wanted to see someone casually cycle past them all

Morgans FTW!

Aren’t they part of the Liberty group so Indian(?) owned?