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Too late now perhaps, but in a similar dilemma I bought an imitation firearm and a pair of tights.
Strip to your pants and wear the tights to camo your knickers. Brandish the shooter like you mean it: "Naked Gun".
I got touched-up and offered a job as a podium dancer.
[YMMV and I know it doesn't begin with S, now you mention it.]
Scilly.Suffolk
I'm going to a fancy dress party.
The costume must start with the letter S.
I need something easy and cheap because I'm lazy and skint.
Give me some ideas guys.