Royalty

Brompton cocktail

750mg of morphine plus a gram of cocaine. That's a stag night in Newcastle.

Royal mail strike called off !! .

Here for this

I’ve seen a lot of jokes being tweeted ALREADY and I think it’s highly insensitive.

So many will be distraught by this loss, and even though it might not effect you personally, please do consider the feelings of those poor Brighton fans who have lost a top class gaffer.

That's truly terrible at a time of great mourning, it's 'affect'.

Gus the Fox on twitter captures the mood quite well.

Fuck me, I had a meeting at 6 and drank too many beers and missed all the"news" and now everyone in my house is not quite annoyed but not happy that I'm not exactly taking glee in the old lizard's passing but refusing to give more of a shit than I do about any other poor cunt with a much worse hand karking it around the world. Long and painfully live the king!

Andrew hoping he can now get back in, just coz he's maw has died and people feel sorry for him.

Uh, who?

Deal with Hades?

Anus mirabillis.

Like after eating a phaal for a bet.

Pharaohs were buried with their retinue. Is it too much to hope that Witchell might be buried with the Queen?

Apologies, I misread mirabillis as miserabilis.

Let's hope Nostradamus' prediction proves to be correct. If we ever have a Charles III it will be our last ever monarch

I only wrote it from a wiki entry as I was sure there was an annus horribilis joke going

Very much +1

Guess Boris had a speech written ready he found whilst unpacking and dusted off

He probably had two speeches written.

Guess Boris had a speech written ready he found whilst unpacking and dusted off

He probably had two speeches written.

Nah, he probably wrote it months ago.

He'd have been hoping upon hope that he'd be able to be all Churchillian as the sitting PM during the lying in state/funeral stuff.

I've had two people express sympathy for my loss here in Austria today. Bit bizzare!

Not enough appreciation of this reply so here ya go.

Will we get a fortnight of Republican royal bashing on the BBC to give balance to the content they are currently airing?

My new catchphrase to justify anything:

“It’s what the Queen would have wanted”

I was out in a packed London Bridge last night (it was not falling down) - when the news came through, a load of people looked at their phones, said 'Oh' and got on with a night's drinking. Now we're going to have a few weeks of being told the whole nation is devastated, when in fact most people don't really care and some of us are fucking delighted.

Can we eat swans now?