Royalty

King Tarty McFartarse perhaps?

He should use Kanye as it’s available

Or the king formerly known as prince (Charles)

Not taking King Charles would be a cavalier waste of a name.

One down, many to go. What we need is a figurehead President with no political affiliations.

Step forward President Lydon.

Gone Charles III it appears, or Truss is being presumptuous

King Charles III it is apparently, can't help thinking he missed a trick there though

Missed Opportunity to make bank there. Could have gone with King Paddy Power I

Been looking at ITV with the presenter calling Charles "his majesty the Queen" and being corrected several times.

Soon to be swimming with the fishes.....

King Charles is a solid name with an excellent tradition behind it

It would be rude of us not to behead him. It’s clearly what he wants.

Guaranteed Crufts winner with that pedigree and inbreeding.

reports of a double rainbow over buck pal. earlier - on virgin radio

Will we get to see Phil's weird Land Rover again?

Wasn't King Charles II the one who was constantly hammered and managed to have about 10 kids with various mistresses but somehow didn't manage to produce an heir?

She died peacefully
Brompton cocktail?

King Charles II executed the posh ancestors in my family and is probably why my family are piss poor and don't own Barnard Castle anymore. Boo.

Also cancelled parliament…

Guess Boris had a speech written ready he found whilst unpacking and dusted off

Fuck historic cancel culture

Guess Boris had a speech written ready he found whilst unpacking and dusted off

She held on just to see the back of Johnson and deny him the limelight

Best thing she did to serve the nation

Fuck. No BBC6 Music.

I've got some BBC Sounds catch ups that will fill in for a few days .... not enough🙄

Boris seething, the anectode of presiding over the Queen's death surely would have added another £15k or so to every after dinner speech

Yep. I’d be happy for Charles to attempt to live up to that heritage too, I expect he’d be dead from exertion in a week or so.

All those royal watchers wetting their pants, spent their whole career waiting for this moment.

Time for them to make some serious coin.

Huw welling up

What a gig though !