Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Had the guards for 10+ year s and they have slowly disintegrated. Cut the front off after bending it in a crash.

Yes the rims are a highlight. Mavic 36h front and hope 34h rear with a really annoying loud hub, leftover from when this was a 'cross bike. Smashed the front hope wheel in a (different) crash

34h

Not a common drilling 🙂

I like it. It shouldn't be here. It could well be posted in functional.

My back is so bad right now I can't actually ride the stupid thing

You need to go full Omafiets on that thing like I did on the Ryffranck

Not a common drilling

Sorry no you're right I meant 33h

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boiled sweets

The most important question is what boiled sweets? A humble humbug? Spicy glacier mints? A grandad’s Werther’s Original? A tin of Jesmona Black Bullets?

I bought some rhubarb and custard in the ferry terminal in Southampton recently. Would definitely buy them again

Paedo's Original, evry time

Available on eBay should anyone be tempted by this beauty

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Matching stem and headset, must be a real 'nago

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Must be @Dogs

Ah yes the old master x lite with the stupid dented tubes, an old anti favourite of mine. The quill to ahead adaptor sets this one off nicely.

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It's not the most obnoxious grand tour leader bike I've ever seen, but that's because of the red rather than pink or yellow. The saddle is hideous though.

Why?

Any coloured wheel graphic and/or saddle goes straight in the Anti Bin for me. Shows a disregard for the possibilities of a collective vision, it's a monument to ego fuelled individualism.

and its red

You can buy this right now

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/385103866053?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=smlumzzxr_o&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=l7WVnay5Tr6&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

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I brought it cause it looks cool at auction and didn’t release it was a track bike
No peddles

Agh!

Lol! Took me a while to notice the
Brakeless fixed gear hoods for drop bars. New product.

Been looking for these. How do I buy. Been looking for these. How do I buy. Been looking for these. How do I buy. Been looking for these. How do I buy. &c &c

The sole purpose of the Trek R&D department is to create and rationalise the biggest downtube possible so that they can print their brand name on it in the most obnoxious way.