Epic WTF

I'm in tears! 🤣

Ashford again. I was going to post this in the goatse thread but a pal pointed out that the thumbs have to point down for it to be a goatse.

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2 fucking years

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Hahaha

Hahahaha

Looooool

https://twitter.com/JJumbleup/status/1565651850321281025

Seems the original was from People's Daily in China https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1565713657937514497?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1565713657937514497%7Ctwgr%5Ea49ba823d3b06b56e053df16706bd40bb5e6fe19%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.news18.com%2Fnews%2Fbuzz%2Fwatch-suitcase-bowling-down-escalator-injures-woman-in-china-internet-divided-5881051.html "Luckily, she was slightly injured and is safe now."

I know that song well, I used to listen to Hudmo quite a bit as well as general minimal techno. Not for the same purposes though

Not for the same purposes though

Prove it.

Brb editing my playlist

Am I the only one who thinks having a sex playlist is fucking weird in itself, nevermind the song? I feel like I'm going crazy seeing the comments on reddit that seem to acknowledge it's a normal thing to do! What?! How long has this been going on??

Always found shagging to music weird tbh.

I put the music in in post.

I recommend Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds back in '78. Uuullaaaaa!

The chances of anyone cumming....

Not till now.

Now songs to have sex to:
I'm a wanker by Ivor bigun

I had a flatmate many years ago who used to shag to ministry of sound disco house at high volume. There was also high usage of nitrous bulbs. It was hilarious, but fair play to her.

I Touch Myself by The Divinyls

Orgasm addict by the buzzcocks.

I used to put on white pony by deftones to cover up any muffled teenage fumblings with my then girlfriend when I lived with my parents, that's a sexy album.

Wish I could rep you guys.

muffled teenage fumblings

Sure I saw them in 96 at monster or rock

Dear unknown woman on the train who was being hassled by two guys on the train who I intervened with which caused me to miss my stop on the train. This is now part of my two hour walk home on abandoned paths somewhere between junction 14 and 13 on the M25. Hope you got home safely.

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Safe?