Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

😂 guilty as charged. I wasn't even on my gap yaah.

Is that a nazi/war reference? Asking for a friend.

thinly sliced turkey from Marks and Spencer

The painting? It’s a Hitler original.

Lol ta for explaining to my friend.

I'm not sure I see a conceptual issue with people who've committed crimes being partly responsible for the cost of their incarnation

can get very firm.

#SwissTony

Yesterday I was lamenting the demise of Prada red label garments

Not sure how this one slipped through the nets

I've got a few pairs and will buy a few more.

I sometimes wonder about knocking down and rebuilding my current house

Really? It's a pair of jogging bottoms...

Don't you come round here getting hoity-toity with your 'context'...

Don't @ will or reply to him...that is the forum rule.

peloton

Perfect gift for the wife...

EDIT connat spool

I'm currently on 180,000

Hahahhah. Best out of context problem ** of the thread.

** RIP Iain M. Banks

the villa we rented was on a golf course

Sounds horrendous tbf

at the low end of the market (400-800k)

my £2000 BMC Alpenchallenge. Never crashed it.

it's all billable hours.

Enough to buy a new kettle.

Yess! fucking made it!

You fucking fished for it, you tart.

stag-dos look shit when you rock up at a hoity-toity private shooting club in Berkshire wearing trainers, track suits or hoodies

Fitted in quite well in Reading town centre though afterwards