I hate

Pickles

Aw, really?
How can you hate pickles?
They’re amazing

Pickled plums can fuck off though.

Yeah that's quite a hard line and from what i can remember the gist for those who have sinned was confess, repent and God shall forgive? At least that was B&Q over here in America the guys wearing those T-shirts around a hardware store would be carrying a gun. Last time i was there i saw loads of stand for the flag kneel for the cross T-shirts

Euph?

Everything's a euph with the church.

Is that like sloes in gin?
If no alcohol involved, not interested
Pickles need to be vegetables, frankly

Makes me gag just smelling the jar open, definitely partly the dill.

Dill.

Bonfires.

On a Sunday morning.

Or ever, really.

Huffing and puffing.

Pickled anything.

Even Jalapeños?

I like a fair few pickled foods but jalapeños are not among them. Restaurants use them when they want to jazz up some bland dish and everything ends up just tasting like vinegar to me, not the intended heat boost.

Things can be either pickled or spicy but not both

I've been both many a time.

Likewise angle grinders cutting paving slabs. Noise and dust on a boiling hot weekend when everybody has every window open.

You pickle rule folk are nuts.

You can pickle everything that can hold it's form.

Never tried a pickled egg, never will

You might as well have never lived.

Liquid fry egg. Noooo

Try cutting slabs with scissors.

Construction work that starts at 7am. When you've been awake most of the night and you're a big anxious mess as a result, the last thing you need is for it to sound like you're inside a bass drum.

Also YES to the pickle hate.

Never tried a pickled egg, never will

My brother not only eats pickled eggs but drinks the liquid they come in, and even writing that down makes me feel nauseous.

Pickle water is an ingredient to be cherished, not to be thrown away.