I hate

Yeah this.
Also restaurants that fail to properly rinse bleach off dishes, cups, cutlery…

Magpies

I was of the same opinion but I've changed my ways.

Magpies in Europe are fine. Magpies in Australia can fuck right off.

There's a zipvan across the road from where the horn randomly sounds at any time of the day or night.

Zipcar have entirely ignored my request to fix it. I think the next step will be to start roadsafing it as using the horn when stationary.

I get crows in my garden which used to pull the cats tail. Still have four crows but no more cats, loads (too many) magpies, a tonne of jackdaws roost in the surrounding trees and a pair of jays visit. I'm very surprised there are any small birds about because the bloody magpies have had a field day with their chicks and fledglings.

Squirrels on the other hand can GTF. They rinse my feeders at an alarming rate.

Tweet @Zipcar and shame them, they hate negative twitter publicity.

I hate hotels hot water dispensers at breakfast in the morning where they don't make sure the one for coffee is never used for water. So many times the hot water (for tea) tastes more than faintly of coffee.

#firstworldproblems

Saw three of the fuckers attacking another one this morning.

Cheers but I'd need to find someone with a Twitter account first.

Try mixing some chilli powder into the bird food mix. Squirrels are averse to chilli, birds are oblivious.

Have heard this before, will try it out.👌

If it comes from @mespilus, it's gospel.

Just seen an advert for this t-shirt pop up on the Daily Heil - targeted marketing at its finest!

Can you imagine the type of nimrod who will buy this and then wear it either in ignorance or in full knowledge of its connotations?

I look forward to seeing it widely worn in Qatar for the World Cup.

People who whistle along to to a song on the radio before it's got to that bit.

People who whistle.

People.

F11

Guarantee the model wasn't white either, hence the bad edit.

ANYONE who cant wash up properly.
It goes;

Water
Soap.
Sponge or whatever.
WATER AGAIN!!!!
Rack.

Always been a fan of the two sink system. Since I don't have two sinks, there's a washing up bowl placed beside the sink. Wash, rinse, rack.

Thats a neat idea.
However, I don't condone filling the sink in the first place so ones enough for me.

But yeah, always rinse. Otherwise is it really washing?
I mean, showers, we don't go from Imperial Lather ad straight to getting dressed.

two sink system

#lifegoals
#thetruth

Dishwasher

whaddya call me?!

I was also caught in the zipcar meltdown but very fortunately it got resolved 10 mins before I was due to pick up. On hold to 'customer services' for ~45mins before they cut me off as soon as the call was answered. They have still credited me with £11 after I bitched to them on twitter.

Lots of bad stories about people with all their stuff locked in an inaccessible car late at night. Classic IT upgrade.