Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Hahaha

I could figure if it was a drawing or if it was a stamp to apply to the envelop with the stamp stamp on top

it's just a jpeg that is on the Blockchain, anything else is bluster from crypto enthusiasts.

It's not even that, it's not the jpeg, it's like the receipt for the jpeg but you don't own the receipt either, there's just something that has your name next to it on a big receipt saying you own a link that points to an image or whatever, even if that link no longer contains said image or whatever.

Haha, ah the other kind of stamp, I’m with you now. It’s definitely more interesting than NFTs that’s for sure.

That’s what they said about steel beams and jet fuel.

more interesting than NFTs that’s for sure.

NFTs are super useful cryptographic tools invented for a purpose. Just because they got hijacked by snake oil salesman doesn't mean they're not interesting. Sorry, as some ody who has been working with them for actual use cases for nearly a decade, it's a bit of a trigger point for me. It's kind of frustrating to see a tech that is close to your heart be dismissed, mainly because people have no idea what they are and what they can be used for.

Gosh, didn’t realise you worked in the audio recordings of farts world.

You joke but somebody approached me to help set up a cebrity fart NFT site a few years back.

To the lay man I.e me, they just seem like another thing to attach a price tag to. But it’s such a none thing thing. It’s not tangible.

And while we are all laughing at NFTs of celebrity farts, a good friend of mine in the Netherlands has banked nearly €5m in two years just from selling advertising space to NFT projects. Fucker!

I have to admit I'm totally ignorant about NFTs beyond the snake oil stuff. What are the other (actually useful) uses?

A few I am currently or have previously been involved with:

Regulatory compliance, supply chain management, upstream oil accounting, contract notarisation, component lifecycle management (aviation parts), provable fairness in the gambling industry, machine learning and data security.

This is a good starting point for understanding the basic principles of NFTs

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokenization_(data_security)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMAC

But mostly it's farts

I thought it was cartoon gorillas mainly

Ha, shows how much you know about blockchain

Thanks Dwight

you still have the diamond. It can'tbe destroyed by fire

Diamonds turn to carbon dioxide if you heat them in an oxidising atmosphere. Lauri Vuohensilta off of Hydraulic Press Channel (among many others) demonstrated it on Youtube
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hF_yqriai7E

Fart compliance, fart chain management, upstream fart accounting, fart notarisation, fart lifecycle management (aviation farts), provable farts in the gambling industry, machine farting and fart security

Proof-of-fart
v1.0 was who-smelt-it-dealt-it (bad, centralised)

What happens when the power goes out?

Serious question crypto and nft seem very much dependent on tech and power.

When the apocalypse happens what then

What happens when the power goes out?

I imagine roughly the same as what happens to your Visa card or Excel spreadsheet

Unlike centralised systems, you o ly need part of your p2p network to be online. Diaaster resilience is one of blockchains main selling points.

moar memes pls

Yeh that was just a dumb and simplistic quip. Don’t take me seriously on that :)

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