Pro-cycling thread

Yep, sorry, the brief point yesterday where it was within reach.

Did I mention I'll be in Paris to get Covid directly off a pro? Don't want no pleb Covid.

Try licking McNulty. You might get something a bit special...

Biniam Girmay’s new helmet design for a top lols.

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Pie/tart thing looks nice.

love the idea of using up a cauliflower in a vase too

Yeah. Would bang.

What will happen today?

Not much, then right at the end, something.

UAE tactics suggestion. Find some narrow bits of the road today, send Pog off on his own and then block the front of the peloton riding real slow. If the roads are big wide ones, let Jakobsen, Pederson, Groenewegen go with Pog for an individual sprint battle and use Trek, etc to help with the blocking.

You’re thinking of roller derby.

Think they tried that yesterday

Lol.

What's happening on the screen right now?
Had the telly on in the background whilst working.

EDIT: OK, another protest.

It would have to be a very narrow road to block it with just three riders.

Shame Tim Declerq & Kruijswijk aren't there, they have the shoulders of 4 men.

Dave Millar giving it the big licks about how he’d never push off a motorbike, it’s the worst, it’s absolutely cheating, he should have been punished more etc.. come on Dave. He didn’t take EPO or whatever it was and use it to win a yellow jersey did he. Bad hosting from Ned/ Gary whoever it is not to challenge him on that?

Sitting through that Diabetes UK lottery advert was physically painful. The pity I felt for that woman told to dance enthusiastically for an excessively long amount of time, I had not felt in a long time and now I feel a bit dead inside. Still, the pains I'm happy to endure to remain on team itv.

He only did it once and it wasn’t his fault. Says so in his book.

Yeh sure. Someone took the needle and rammed it into his arm. I’ve read the book. I’ve also read Lance’s book where he says he never dopes!

bradley wiggins now trying out some character acting on the back of the moto ...

Sitting through that Diabetes UK lottery advert was physically painful. The pity I felt for that woman told to dance enthusiastically for an excessively long amount of time, I had not felt in a long time and now I feel a bit dead inside. Still, the pains I'm happy to endure to remain on team itv.

It's funny how off the mark the ITV4 daytime adverts are for the average TdF viewer. Still, I'd rather be be subject to adverts I have literally no interest in over ones which have some relevance.

The Aviva one with the Peep Show first person angle as grown up children try to force their parents to release equity from their houses... very creepy and uncomfortable.

I had an amusing moment yesterday where, on watching the ad for the millionth time, I realised one of the RSPCA voiceovers is a mate of mine

What about the cremation service . Champagne open up closed plus we got you flowers not that you need them.

pogi in the break??