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People on classified ads for bike wheels saying things like ‘roll really well’, ‘spin up great’ etc. Absolutely moronic.

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5hedfullash1t in reply to @%~}

‘Starts on the button’ is the one that grinds my gears.
Might as well say ‘stops with a pedal’ or ‘indicates with a lever’.
Oh, hang on, perhaps they mean it’s totally reliable? Well why don’t they say that then? There’s a million other things that could make a car undrivable.

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Ha ha yeah.

You’ve got me on to Estateagentese: “This exceptional detached residence, extended and improved to the very highest of standards by our clients and set in delightful gardens.”

All written to massage the ego of the seller and of no relevance to anybody else.

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