‘Starts on the button’ is the one that grinds my gears.
Might as well say ‘stops with a pedal’ or ‘indicates with a lever’.
Oh, hang on, perhaps they mean it’s totally reliable? Well why don’t they say that then? There’s a million other things that could make a car undrivable.
People on classified ads for bike wheels saying things like ‘roll really well’, ‘spin up great’ etc. Absolutely moronic.