Pro-cycling thread

Which Trek rider had a snapped chain today? I saw Majka's. I think UAE are on 12 speed Campag.

On the subject of Embarrassing Kit Failures, who was the rider who actually had to stop pedalling because of a front puncture the other day? He probably would have been able to keep going if he'd been on tubs.

Heat stroke can kill, his team should have pulled him when they saw him vomit and weaving all over the road. That’s endangering his life.

Tabernac! Maudit anglais.

Majka not starting due to thigh injury, possibly due to fucking Campagnolo?

Yes, confirmed due to fucking Campagnolo :)

Steve Cummings pulls the dusty folder of "Old Tactics" from the shelf and turns to the SkyTrain page

Have I missed something, or is Brad Wiggins not about any more? Anything to do with his remarks about the protesters?

Eurosport brought in Contador for the second half of the race. They’ve done that before so I doubt it’s related to what he said on the Megeve stage.

The release says the injury was caused by the chain snap. A torn quad is not the usual injury associated with a chain snap for a bloke.

"Broken dick" isn't as likely to appear in a press release.

why are they all so horny?!

He mentioned on his podcast that he was going to be in the studio this week.

Everyone's on heat for the heat

Brad Wiggins

Maybe he went over to see his lad race in Portugal?

Have we had a report on Magnus Cort's ritual of celebrating stage wins in Grand Tours yet?

If not, run this through Google translate

You’ve got to love Antoine Vayer’s commitment to his ‘everyone is doping’ schtick.

https://twitter.com/festinaboy/status/1549732511831527425?s=20&t=X_5c7Oz44GJwyi954ZmYXw

24km final battle between Pog, Vin and G.

Not sure G is really part of the battle

oh, there he goes

Here we go for the big final battle.

Really hope Pog puts time into Vingegaard today.

“Oh my life”

drink

Have you seen this climb??! Remco is nose breathing

💥

EDIT: I stand corrected.

semi-weird attack