Tri / Triathlon / Triathlons - do they float your boat?

Orca wetsuit on ebay

Seller notes:

“As photographed, mid life crisis purchase; used once, got kicked in the head but swimmer in front during a triathlon, nearly drowned and had to doggy paddle to the finish following the incident, never used again. I am kidding myself by keeping it. Time for some one else to repeat my experience without spending £250.”

lmao