Pro-cycling thread

We're going to be in Paris for the finish too. Not sure where though.

#boastpost

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Let's hope it cools down a bit

umadbro? I love hot weather. Oh, except I'm not supposed to drink. LOL.

Quinn Simmons has shaved off his beard, was on screen for 10 seconds and I had no idea who it was.

Geraint Thomas looked like he was getting burped from the teams car. Or he'd forgotten sun screen

Quinn Simmons has shaved off his beard, was on screen for 10 seconds and I had no idea who it was.

The MAGA tattoo on his knuckles is a dead giveaway.

Vingegaard really looks like a junior SS officer doesn’t he?

Soler reportedly vomiting

Soler apparently has heat stroke, how the hell is he still riding. Surely health wise his team need to stop him?

Massa sol per Soler.

How far outside the time cut did Mørkøv finish on Sunday, and would there be any precedent for letting him continue anyway? Or did the fact that they already extended the time rule that out?

He's riding in front of the broom wagon. Just get in mate.

Young Charlie Watts

I'm on my fifth or sixth bidon of the day

He's riding in front of the broom wagon. Just get in mate.

The driver asked him if he wanted to get in but he attacked it on the climb.

As a fellow blond who's faced Aryan or master race 'jokes' I'd have to object to this.

But he does have "enthusiastic anti-Soviet volunteer from the Baltic states" vibes.

I'm enjoy Dan Martin on ITV, bringing some Sean Kelly Lite vibes.

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What are Movistar doing?

Get Soler OTL

defending against vlasov, actually makes sense and not in just movistar way

Ensuring they get some screen time for the Netflix special.

At some point Wout has to slow down and help lead the bunch?

whatver wout is doing is more movistar than movistar atm

pog struggles in the heat, just stay back and put the hurt on

JV is quite a thatcherite team, everyone in for themselves, like Rog fucking off to "recover" for the vuelta

Trying to link up with the 2 lads up the road and move their guy up from tenth overall?

The guys 7.5 mins up the road? At least it’ll give him a head start when shit kicks off on the final climb.