Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Or a haiku:

There was once a bastard
Clowns await their place
We weep for our fate

A haiku! Yes that’s nice and concise.

There once was a bastard,

…from Eton

A bigger tosser, you’d not meet ‘em

He lies with affront
That messy haired cunt
That big bag of stinking excretion.

There once was a man from Peru
Whose Limerick stopped on line two

Hot air he blows,
Impregnating at will,
Adds to our woes,
Why won’t he die.

that's beautiful

Cunt cunty cunt cunt cunt Boris
Fucking worse than the cunty cunt virus
Fucking covid 19
Fuck the stupid Queen
And fuck all of the shitcunting Tories.

Nailed it, stick it on a tshirt.

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Wife just sent me this. Did lol

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He runs a county, not a country

ETA bonus dad joke

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Kingdoms precede Empires. You have to take control at home before you can start getting expansionist.

Sunday sermon

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Topical

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Kingdoms precede Empires. You have to take control at home before you can start getting expansionist.

Pedant alert! Didn’t Napoleon become Emperor without ever having been a king?

Didn’t Napoleon become Emperor without ever having been a king?

Yes, but the Kingdom of France preceded the French Empire. We're talking about the corporate structure, not the individual executives.

I imagine somebody will come up with an empire which never had a foundational kingdom, but it's unusual. Some go through being a republic in between or during the imperial period (Rome, France, England briefly). The US was founded as a breakaway republic, so if you both ignore it's foundation as a colony of the English kingdom and accept that it has been an imperial power, then I suppose it just about counts as a nation which had an empire (but not an emperor) without having had a king.

Shame the ducks are there, they make it too obvious.

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That’s more immersion therapy than topical.

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