I hate

Way worse than the inhale slurp noise people make when they drink hot drinks half an inch away from their lips

What about the "ahhh" noise after every satisfying sip?

Not as bad as a "tkhaahh" also i don't see how the tiny amount of liquid they've managed to hoover off the top if their drink could possibly be satisfying

That fesshole thing on Twitter seems to be about 20% people grumbling about noises that their spouses or children make.

Ok, bye, bye bye. Bye, bye bye .

The casual use of the expression "I'm not going to lie".

Lump with

"not being funny, yeah"
"at the end of the day, yeah"
"like"

"like"

This was one of my fathers pet peeves when I was a teen. He used to shout "LIKE IS A PREPOSITION" hahahaha

" I don't mean to offend, but...."

As if this somehow mitigates the inevitable offensive statement that follows.

to be fair

" I don't mean to offend, but...."

"... I'm fully aware what I'm about to say is insensitive and likely to do so. I simply don't care as im an awful person, as you can clearly tell." is the bit they often forget to say

"Basically, ...."

'With all due respect'.

I have no respect for you whatsoever.

I now do this version...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G19B7lTgwCE

'To be honest'

I am about to lie to you.

'To be frank'.

I don't care if you're being Miriam, you're still fucking lying.

I hate people that don't update tickets with information that might save other people time.

I also hate people that don't read tickets that contain information I've added to save other people time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2at-fdeopY

What like raffle tickets ?

"Basically, ...."

Gah. Went to school with somebody who started most sentences that way. In a conversation, it meant "OK, you've all been jabbering about this but here's the real meaning of it all".

Can be worse: I know one guy who would actually say "Yadda, yadda, yadda" after somebody else had finished talking and then say his piece.

Yep

yada yada yada

Basically, you're in the presence of greatness and this is the one truth you all need to take with you from this encounter...

Like, appreciate, like this.

Cash on top of the note was a deliberate dick move

When I worked in shops, I’d only reserve that for people who gave me lip

"obviously"

Ms_com uses it all the time, and she's a very intelligent person. I think it's that she deals a lot with morons and vulnerable young people where things have to be explained a certain way. It does mean a simple sentence can take for fucking ever. I REALLY want to say "just get to the fucking point" but that wouldn't end well.

Fucking spoilers.

I've got the day off and am watching a rerun of last week's T20 querter final between Surrey and Yorkshire.

During an ad break, Sky saw fit to advertise the T20 finals, with team names, including Yorkshire.

How the fuckety fuck is it OK for a channel to spoiler itself? Grrr.

last week

I mean, how long are they expected to hold all info related to shit from last week.

You get one night, that's it.