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which is kind of stupid, he should have done it as soon as he became a cabinet minister

Well I guess we didn't pay for it, that was the scandal.

He got donor to pays, and I think about 30 grand was the cap for using government fund.

Brainstorming some alternative Rishi campaign slogans.

Don't talk to me about my wife's Rishian business interests

I'm the (non)Dom inant Tory MP

I'm considerably Rishier than you

You pay the tax so my wife doesn't have to

I believe standards are worth fighting for (when there's a leadership battle)

The Sun(ak) always shines in the Cayman Islands

He's not Rishi.
He's Mr Sunak.
Former banker.
Tory.
Cunt.

Something something hedge fund Moderna conflict of interest

There should be a ban on three word political haikus:

Get Brexit done
Hard working families
Ready for Rishi (obvs)
Education, education, education
Oven ready deal
Take back control
Hands face space
etc,etc

etc, etc, etc.

Ftfy

We already had 'Ready for Raab' back in 2019.

He's got literal bags and his PR team can't even come up with something new.

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#GoNads is trending.

#BackBone too, although there's got to be something better than that.

I thought Raab already lots of sound bites as slogans? There are quite a few to chose from, but the 'Dover Calais Crossings' quote made when in 2018 he was actually the Tory Brexit minister seemed give an insight to his stupidity.

https://www.kfc.co.uk/careers/westminster

I find these very try hard and the opposite of organic humour.

Probably not free range either

#RishiRiot ?

#RishiRuckus

#remembertaxandthesunaks

Ben Wallace has said "nope" so it could be Sunak Vs the loons

Premium Rish.
Can't tax, don't want to.

Lots of people trying to ensure Sunak doesn’t get it:

https://twitter.com/derbyduck/status/1545520965903335432?s=21&t=oyFODKo87hK2o9iLZxZuzA

Baker pulling out has robbed us of a lot of potential comedy value, but he’s with me on the Braverbus.

Never had a PM who has been fined for breaking the law until recently, seems that we might get two in a row

Excellent

Rishi is just some rich girl's Ken doll isn't he?