Car appreciation... the aesthetics, the engineering, etc

ummm.... how about this one?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/175340332851

WELCOME TO JK CARS
FOR SALE WE HAVE THIS
PORSCHE CAYENNE 4.5 PETROL/LPG
2006 private plate stays with the car
NO MOT
NO V5 new owner to apply full invoice will be given upon sale
Being sold as spares or repairs due to it’s been standing for a while
Runs and drives as it should
Everything works inside the car
Fully loaded
Full grey leather, electric seats, heated seats, alloys
Please call for more details