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Have rarely despised anyone more.
I hope he uses some of the time he will soon have on his hands to set his bike up tubeless (being famously tight about paying for his bike servicing, see the Evans thread I think) and, being tight, uses some older tyres which, once installed, inflated and with sealant added, turn out to be full of tiny cuts which constantly re-puncture whenever he pumps his tyres up above 40psi, resulting in a constant hissing and spluttering noise from his wheels and sealant on his clothes.
Obviously Johnson will get lucrative speaking/writing gigs now. I expect Carrie will go (if she hasn't already) and I hope his evident lack of financial nous will see him go broke paying various alimony/paternity. Ideally he'll do something really dodgy and get sent to prison as well. Have rarely despised anyone more.