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I don't get the reference.

Macbeth

Boris is famously still writing a Shakespeare biography he was paid half a milli for

Ah. My lack of culture exposed.

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Zahawi just released a statement calling for Johnson to go, hard to keep up on his position

Please let BoJo sack him.

Lol

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Basically you can substitute "my career" for "integrity" in every one of these letters

Nice to get it on your CV

What's next? Boris driving slowly round the M25 while threatening to shoot himself?

He's agreed to resign (source BBC R4 Today) after a conversation with Sir Graham.

Will hang around like a bad smell till October.

Theresa will be cracking the champers for brunch.

Nadine the gin.

Gove the marching powder.

Have to admit that would have been quite entertaining. What would be have been driving? Clown car? Range Rover?

Aaaand he’s gone

In a final reference to his principal financial backers it should have been a Zil.

Gotta be the cunt car hasn't it

I'm getting on the BraverBus.

'Mon Suella!

So he even lied about not resigning - hardly surprising I guess

I dread to think what damage he can do until October.

so he's been up all night shredding dodgy documents and feels his covered his tracks as much as possible
he can't hang around till october can he ? he can't govern, he can't rightfully put in place a new cabinet, no one will take him seriously and he'll be a dead duck with a huge great target on his side

he can't govern, he can't rightfully put in place a new cabinet, no one will take him seriously and he'll be a dead duck with a huge great target on his side

But don't they break up for summer holidays soon? Does that have any impact? Would a new leader want to come in now, only for parliament to close up for a couple of months

What’s he going to do until October with no ministers?

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Johnson has always been an indolent and useless constituency MP.
We also need him to agree to resign from Uxbridge & South Ruislip
giving the new Tory leader a bye-election to defend.

Summer recess from 21st July to 5th Sept.