Monkey Tennis

New this week on BBC2, Mary Berry shares her love for making Italian flat breads in the shape of her favorite moments from Cary Grant's career in...

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Tim Brook-Taylor sold a spine.

Investigatory documentary about the late goodies actor, and organ donation gone awry, as Tim's spinal cord is sold to the Russian organ trade and ends up being embroiled in some clandestine goings-on.

Breaking Bard

Period drama about a playwright and his side hustle selling primo gear to the hoi polloi

Andrew Marr looks at the suprsing groundswell of support for the communist party in the East Midlands

Red Leicester

Papillon

Dustin Hoffman and Steve McQueen try to claim asylum in the UK

Going Underground

Paul Weller retrains as a tube driver

Black Box Thinking
A group of claustrophobes overcome their fear of enclosed spaces, for your viewing pleasure.

A Question of Ports

Contestants try their hand at identifying various fortified wines

Team captains Cherie Lunghi and Lisa (Du) Bonet

Dominic's castle.

Swathes of contestants battle against severely impaired vision and oversized obstacles like a motorway services and the truth, whilst attempting to drive to Barnard castle.

Is it cake?

If it is you better fuck off quickly or create a distraction before the public hold you to account.

Con Hair

Contestants have to correctly guess who is wearing a wig.

The Goodwood Festival - where tumescent gentlemen come under stiff scrutiny.

Antique Roads Show.
Members of the general public present examples of tarmac imperfections long-forgotten by the local authorities for our experts to assess the potential value of a personal injury claim.

Opportunity Knocks
Hand-picked contestants who have risen to obscurity run for the prize of the UK premiership, battling an emotionally-scarring series of self-delusional barriers which are constantly raised by their Peers.

Bought to you by the producers of the long-running and hugely enjoyable series ‘I’m A Lying Tory Shit Get Me Out If Here’ (aka ‘The Election’)
#salty

Sue per market, Sweep.

Financial advice and investment opportunities presented without any intervention from the disgraced Sooty.

Rita Sues Bob Too
Pop chanteuse takes up your legal challenges to retailer’s terms and conditions for returning unwanted goods and neighbours boundary disputes with small claims advice.

Take a punt
Armando Iannucci and Pete Baynham battle Charlie Brooker and the Endemol team in a battle royale of words and violence to determine who started this process of creating made up TV shows and synopses.
Soundtracked by Olivia Rodrigo's seminal cover version of "Bodies for Money".

Glove Island

Contestants compete for the affection of fellow Glove Islanders whilst wearing gloves

Gove Island
Ah, no, never mind

Yeesh!

Cunt Island.
It's us, it's just watching all of us. (Non UK residents possibly excepted)

I think this might already be in production
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/make-me-prime-minister-channel-4-b2081249.html

Dick in sons real deal.

A harrowing look into the rise of incest themed pornography over the last decade.

Better call Saul the midwife.

Slow burning, like, really slow burning show about an ex lawyer put into witness protection in post war East end London posing as a midwife.