Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

I don't have , and never have had, any cans of soup in the cupboard, emergency or otherwise, but I wanted to calibrate my remark to the, shall we say, type of person that this forum has always, sadly, attracted. It's possible that the nanny or the gardeners eat tinned soup but I'd have to ask.

There must be some wanky 'artisan' tinned soup that has been made from some Amazonian creature's feaces that would satisfy the golf club criteria?

Gazpacho darling.

I'm having lunch at a golf club on Sunday. I'll report back on the soup choices.

I'm having lunch at a golf club on Sunday.

Like they would know if you served it to them and didn't let on it was tinned

We got a quote back for mineral mortex floor finish in our downstairs and shower room walls which is about £13k

I don't have , and never have had, any cans of soup in the cupboard

I'll slurp.

In the Uk yes, but.....

Mr Floyd agrees with you, especially as this person complained about Kieths schnitizel :

He ordered an escalope of veal so I got a big beer mat, covered it in flour, egg yolk, egg white and breadcrumbs and then sautéed it,” Floyd revealed. “I asked him how his meal was and he replied: 'It was jolly nice,' but of course he moaned about the dessert. “It was sweet revenge

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I dunno ..
'Artisan' and golf club together doesn't sound compatible 🤔

It's possible that the nanny or the gardeners eat tinned soup but I'd have to ask.

I think your gardener would lovingly produce fresh vegetables for your cook to prepare a soup for the golf club member who probably couldn't give a shit where it came from.

Gazpacho darling.

Leni Reifenstahl?

I’m guessing the real cause of frustration is that they then fuck off at 4pm claiming to have done their hours?

In a move that is meta, recursive and ironic, I had lunch at the golf club today

I had lunch at the golf club today

but the menu wasn't golf club enough for the golf club thread.

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I hope you asked if the soup was from a can.

I reckon next time I’m in this part of the world, 7 day charter Grenada-St Vincent-Grenada

My dad has a swimming pool in his garden

Nothing vegan is proper GC.

'Scampi' that is neither crustacean nor fish?

It's a pub menu. GC is just an exclusive pub isn't it?

The "Hot Boxes" seem not to have allergies marked. The Lasagne isn't marked as "Milk" for example.

The other Scampi is correctly marked as Crustacean (and Gluten).

Back on topic, I'd expect most GC menus to elide the currency symbol and unnecessary decimal places (and also apply a significant multiplier), whilst also adding at least two extra adjectives to each dish description, e.g.

Soup, (served with a roll and butter) £4.25
Calamari with garlic aioli £4.25
Chunky chips £2.40

->

"
Homemade soup of the day, served with an artisanal baked ciabatta and Strathbollockshire butter 6.5
Inland calamari with wild Monmouthshire garlic aioli 8.5
Triple fried chunky chips with truffle oil 5
"

Fish finger sandwich...WTF.

I smashed my daughter at minigolf yesterday. Boom!

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