I hate

its spreading...

Coffee mate, mate?

That peoples new cars seem to be inheriting the 'honk' when remote locking them from USA.

Two down the road, already annoying.

remote locking them from USA

That’s some strong RFID

What kinds of Coffee Mate do you have, mate?

Oat milk sends its regards

Horseflies. Or more specifically the horsefly that bit my arm on Sunday evening. Riding a bike with tyres at 110psi really hurts unless I let go of the bars with that hand.

Horseflies are nasty bastards just for the sake of it. A few years back I was in the process of landing a nice fish at a rural lake. Whilst both hands were gainfully employed a horsefly bit me between the eyebrows. I have never experienced pain like it, or for so long.

In all my years of fishing I don’t think I ever got done by a horsefly. Maybe I didn’t spend enough time landing fish!

On this occasion, both hands were engaged in meticulous thinking out of rampant geraniums from a herbaceous border.

I had a horse fly bite on my leg get infected a few years ago (probably my fault for riding through cow shit after it happened).

Felt like my leg was going to burst open with every step I took.

🤮

We must have a different version out here - they look like overgrown house flies and take chunks out of you, but don't hurt nearly as much as a wasp or bee.

They're not the cleanest of insects, being around horses and cattle, so whatever they've had their bitey bits on can react with you. It all gets a bit nasty very quickly. I've had multiple wasp stings but neverany bee stings. I can happily tolerate bees and wasps around me but horseflies are rarely just passing through, they actually want some of you.

They're mostly just hot & itchy unless they get infected, then it's a whole different experience.

Yeah they are total bastards and masters of the art of doing the bitey damage before you've even realised it

Loathe hosrseflys as much as the little bastards known as Blandford Flies. When they bite me it causes a huge swelling and the bruise takes about two weeks to go down.

People who describe edible invertebrates as ‘fish’.
I love eating fish but wouldn’t touch salt water crawly things with a very long canal-derived chopstick.

Yum, I love shellfish

I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you!

[mummsies voice] “Must you use ‘hate’? It’s such a strong word, dear”

Iced Coffee.

Little bit of nice weather and out come the cunts.

It takes ages to make that sweet, milky, cold fucked up beverage, meaning the normal people have to wait an age for a simple black filter.

Iced coffee drinkers are the same cunts that only go to the pub in December and just get in the way.

You're not alone, but saying so does trigger some people;-)

Glastonbury. A stark reminder that most big name live music acts are actually shite.

Also Paul McCartney. I think he's 87 and he's still got dark brown hair.

His ability to sing live left him some time ago.. will not watch.

The 6Music coverage is already doing my head in. Only fucking Wednesday. Festival doesn't start for two more days

80 years old. But yeah

WTAF goes to glastonbury for the headliners anyway

Fans of their music I guess.

Never been myself and have no plans too. My neighbours in their 60's go everytime in their camper. Doubt they're going to watch whoever is headlining.