Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

more than a couple of hours

say what

Apparently it is a thing, something goes wrong and it doesn't go down. It sounds comical but is actually very dangerous.

Edit: I could create a whole thread with stories like this?

Does 'being a teenager' count? I'm amazed mine still works, otherwise.

See this gruesome story for more:
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/aug/23/i-had-an-erection-for-three-weeks-experience

Yep, that is it, a priapism.

She has told me several identical stories that she has witnessed herself.

My urology nurse

“That must have been very hard for him”, etc.

My biggest fear is the gush. It's why I only do soft cock now.

unexpected Jam

I posted my new watch that cost me 150 pounds on the watch thread and no one even commented on it =[

Thought it was quite nice =[

Most I've ever spent on a watch =[

They all just ignored it tho =[

I'll never make it into the golf club like this.

I was surprised no-one commented on the ladybird, at least.

I'll never make it into the golf club like this.

Nope, that's pitch and putt level, municipal 9-hole at best.

This rock will never be a republic any more than it'll ever be a democracy - the commoners are deferential serfs who know their place

I posted my new watch ... on the watch thread

i chose to put some oak parquet instead of carpet

It's nothing fancy - just a soma wolverine. I wanted a budget commuter + touring bike and somehow ended up acquiring the bling parts like klampers, nitto sim works bits and so on.

Mashie remarks.

I’ve seen members of the UK GS9 club asking for exactly that (me included) and the response from the brand was “great idea”

Dread to think what goes on in the UK GS9 club.

If you speak to any criminal barrister they will tell you that the vast majority of people who get tax payer funds for Defence lawyers are guilty as sin and only chancing their arm because they can.

https://www.grandseikogs9club.uk/

timepiece

immediately pukes on cock

Fuck me.

It’s even duller than you can imagine.

I mean whatever floats yout boat, right? We all like nerding out over bikes to an extent which most people find insane...

But yeah

Nothing wrong with watches as a hobby… just the use of the word timepiece is a bit much. Like someone on here referring to their velocipede