The very idea of ‘extra hot’ coffee.
‘Can I have my coffee extra hot?’
‘No problem with that sir, I’ll just use the extra-hot steam, thereby denying the reality of physics. You fucking moron.’
Is it too much to ask for the barista to nip down to a geothermal vent deep in the Atlantic and grab some supercritically heated water to make massively over-extracted coffee with?!
I bet it's the same sort of person who would also complain when the milk is too hot and tastes funny.
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The very idea of ‘extra hot’ coffee.
‘Can I have my coffee extra hot?’
‘No problem with that sir, I’ll just use the extra-hot steam, thereby denying the reality of physics. You fucking moron.’