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ltc in reply to @rhb

You should have done what my dad did when my aunt got stuck in a pub toilet. Kick the shit out of the door whilst a member of staff is looking for a screwdriver and have to shell out for a new one. Absolutely textbook manoeuvre.

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adroit in reply to @ltc

I did that once to free a work colleague who I didn’t like much. Kicked the door a bit too hard and the lock hit him in the forehead. Cue a trip to A&E for a few stitches.
In future years I came to relish that kick every time he proved himself a dick.

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RagnarHairybreeks in reply to @adroit

Ha!

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