• Had a fun one yesterday. Cycling through Manor Park I got left hooked by a couple of likely lads in a lovely silver Mercedes.

    I was happily post-Long Covid pootling when said driver blasts past me and then immediately turns left.
    I slam my brakes on and shout 'Nooooooooo' not unlike Marty McFly in Back to the Future.
    Driver stops and passenger opens his window.
    I say 'What the fuck are you doing?'
    'Sorry mate. Last minute turn.'
    'Oh it was a last minute turn? Sorry I didn't realise. That's OK then...USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN'
    Cycles off

    No damage done but FFS.

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