I know you're joking, but it's worth considering doing this with some of it... Set up an autobuy over a few months then forget about it. Some of my buys from 2020 are up +330% (and some from 2021 are down -50%...).
I mean, this is totally what I would do with 10k spare that I didn’t see a use for for 10 years, but I’m already fairly deep in crypto anything. ETH is my poison.
I know you're joking, but it's worth considering doing this with some of it... Set up an autobuy over a few months then forget about it. Some of my buys from 2020 are up +330% (and some from 2021 are down -50%...).