BJ goes.
Horrific leadership race where all the main contenders cancel each other out.
Tobias Ellwood achieves the unthinkable and wins.
We rejoin the Customs Union and Single Market.
Labour win the GE next year.
We are back in the EU by 2030.
We win Eurovision next year.
tynan rejoins LFGSS.
Dream scenario:
BJ goes.
Horrific leadership race where all the main contenders cancel each other out.
Tobias Ellwood achieves the unthinkable and wins.
We rejoin the Customs Union and Single Market.
Labour win the GE next year.
We are back in the EU by 2030.
We win Eurovision next year.
tynan rejoins LFGSS.