Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

lol... should have taken the Dammit strategy and come straight here

😂

renting my flat out

missus

This build cost me £5500.

No regrets. I can afford this but it is frustrating.

I'm organising a street party on Saturday

I've had Director in my rank/job title at a listed company

I did a bit of sailing recently

Pah! I'm currently on a yacht, and the chap moored next to us has a Ping hat. Fully golfed up.

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Pah! I'm currently on a yacht

https://youtu.be/avaSdC0QOUM

typing this in Aga’s little deli.

i've got a block of gruyere cheese in the fridge

🤣

i've got a block of gruyere cheese in the fridge

Camembert, Camembert, can you do the Manchego?

Too much Queen 😃

Surely Golfists are necessarily Monarchists?

So, the Jubilee memorabilia has arrived

there’s a global shortage of Rodda’s clotted cream, thanks to the jubilee riff raff

Perfect

As long as stocks are back up for 24th June (national cream tea day), all will be well.

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/whats-on/shopping/clotted-cream-shortage-sends-supermarket-7160160

there is a turkish substitute.. Keymak.. if you can find it.. aka Sarshir, Qashta, Ashta from other places.. okay it's never going to taste the same, but gotta be better than whipped cream ffs.

I’m sure we were told things would be better for us after Brexit!

I'm so disappointed, there's no clotted cream in any stores! Our scones are now pointless pieces of thick bread

i just love the idea that privilege and entitlement means a social war has brewed and many have gone without, making themselves less english during the most patriotic of weekends.. oh the joy..

#bringbackrep

I recently found myself becoming a surprise landlord