Football

Normally give paddy power tweets a wide berth but that one had me laughing. Stubbsy drinking teak out of a tiny espresso cup and Bally putting brown on his paella were excellent touches.

Would that be to remind Chelsea fans what he looks like?

Harry Kane is looking to extend his contract with Spurs. Wonder if it comes with a self awareness clause?

bernal attacks

Terrible things happening in Paris. Michael Owen filling time on a delayed start of the final. Horrific.*

*stolen from twitter.

gates closed at the stadium on a champions league final match night, fans unable to get in
fucking uefa, whats going on

madrid fans just climbing over a fence to get in

https://twitter.com/carrusel/status/1530619703856619520?s=20&t=9cyhSsEEUOnyl42rwQ5czQ

shambles

Good luck tonight dude

Even guardian mbm report is pretty terrifying

I walked across liverpool city centre tonight ! Quite a friendly experience i have to say and that was before kickoff ! Tonight and tomorrow will be mental . The ale is literally running down the streets.

fuck madrid, fuck the paris police

Turns out the offside rule is worse than you thought.

I don't understand how Robertson wasn't playing them all on

Edit - Wikipedia just explained it to me

gawd bless var

off side is the last man, allison had gone forward therefore robbo was the last man

... i think

Cute that Ancelotti brought his son into work.

arsenal fan >>>>>>

Carlo doing the business. A true Evertonian.

ah well
it's been a great season

time to hit the beach

well done jurgen and his happy band, proud to be a red this season

wow

Courtois played a blinder tonight. Liverpool played well in the 1st half.

Has it been a great season for Liverpool?

No goals across three cup finals.
No wins against the top four in the PL.

But they’re supposedly ‘mentality monsters’.

Courtois man of the match by about three miles. Real looked absolutely rubbish for about 25 minutes then gradually got a bit better. Second half they looked like a different team. Valverde was defo going for goal there. Good poach by Vinicius.

Quadruple...YNWA

RIP EPL. all the gear no idea #deadmythleague
https://mobile.twitter.com/jburnmurdoch/status/1530523036545335296

They won two shootouts against Chelsea, which shows a level of mentality. They’ve always been a good penalty side, mind. Real looked there for the taking in the first half, though,