Football

I hope someone doesn't deliberately misread notallxfans as no tall x fans and then makes a joke about my height.

See! EVERYONE HATES LIVERPOOL.

Martin Tyler certainly does... fuck know what Pep's going on about

Sounds like you need some more friends. Maybe take up a new hobby. I bet there are some nice walking groups near you.

That's not true of David Cameron, he supports that team that plays in claret and blue.

Aston Villa, I think... or was it West Ham? He can't remember.

True! That was a classic.

The Etonians, Harrovians, Wykehamists, Westminster and St Paul's alumni I know seem to be Arsenal to a man. Also, posh celebs from Jeremy Clarkson to Jeremy Corbyn.

Maybe he has to hide his love by being against them.

Madrid’s going to need sunburn field hospitals

I know there is a long way to go in Seville yet

But...

We deserve penalties

We deserve to laugh at Rangers.

Enjoyable game this. Kamada looks a tidy player

MCFC/MUFC/Liverpool fans, but most people I know would rather anyone other than LFC win anything.

Most United fans I know would rather Liverpool win than City, myself included. This Liverpool squad is less hate-able than City's. City are the dodgy, cheating prem villains.

We deserve penalties

🤞🏻
The only reason I’m still watching.

Bassey looks very good. I hope a better club buys him.

I take it back on Kamada. Runs in to a rangers player trying to get a pen but prob had a chance to get on the end ofva lovely cross.

The football gods smile upon us.

How rangers missed that last chance is anyones guess.

We deserve penalties.

Very impressed with the lad

Hell yeah. Here we go.

Got too tight a few times this evening, but he’s a bit of a colossus aye.

Yeah Bassey looks a player. Couple of times his pace got him out of trouble.
Pens it is.
McGregor to be the hero.

Kamada pen 👌🏻

Then an immediate stinker. Adv Frankfurt

Unstoppable

The Rangers end is gammon central.

Get in.

Some of them pens were cracking. That top corner to win it.woosh