Eurovision

I liked Armenia, daughter liked Belgium, so I’m down 30p for two votes.

Wild. I had no idea what was going on. Women washing herself at the start?!

Did you have captions on? The lyrics were utterly batshit

Husband is singing “one man went to mow” along to Mika. Works surprisingly well.

Mika is Zoolander meets Leo Sayer

How do we vote for Mika?

So I'm in Vancouver, it's really afternoon, and I'm in a drag club as it's the only place showing Eurovision 😁

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Amazing.

Votes not going at all how I thought...

Ukraine getting fuck all sympathy votes.

They should at least be getting votes for a decent song.

I can't even remember Spain.

Yeah Ukraine was one of my favourites, like a folk KLF with a flute

Ukraine was quite similar to their entry last year.

Ukraine will get the popular vote! I can remember spain though.

Wtf is happening.

This bar has gone wild

Our party is going nuts to every 12 points to UK. This is amazing.

🇺🇦🇪🇸🇫🇷🇵🇱🇬🇧🇸🇪

Norton summed it up wonderfully:

"someone in the BBC is getting nervous"

Apparently we have more points now than the last 20 years combined

I’ve not fact checked that ^

Too late, I've already cited it as fact

What’s going on here, is this a fix or something?

OMFG. We are going to win

If this is Brexit pity, I'll take it.

First actual fucking benefit.

Public vote though....

If we win, Rylan better be the host.

The public vote is going to do us in isn’t it