Look through your phone for photos of both of you together and see if they trigger any memories, then ignore all that, call him a cunt, wish the bride all the luck in the world, throw up and drop the mic, leave one bollock out the whole time.
I can see this isn't your first rodeo.
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Look through your phone for photos of both of you together and see if they trigger any memories, then ignore all that, call him a cunt, wish the bride all the luck in the world, throw up and drop the mic, leave one bollock out the whole time.