Bike Mechanic Simulator 2023

Do you reckon it has a 'swear profusely' and 'sip tea' feature?

https://www.pinkbike.com/news/bike-mechanic-simulator-2023-brings-wrenching-to-the-virtual-world.html

Loads of potential, especially if it’s a 1st person tycoon type game.

Work hard and get more customers, leading to a long queue outside the shop? Hire an assistant! Choose from Paul the Old Pro Mechanic £20/hr, Ginny the Generally OK Mechanic £13/hr, or Larry the Learner with no Experience £7/hr. Watch the consequences unfold.

Could get extra interesting if bike brands could trial out accessories and product designs, see if people like them enough to buy/sell on the game. If it somehow becomes collaborative, with people visiting other shops, players could get a small revenue stream if they run a good shop that brands want to showcase their stuff in. Eventually, doing virtual mechanics will make more ££ than physical spannering.

Plus full range of sarcasm settings

Bonus level unlocked, the rancid toilet.

Would buy if there's dialogue trees.
-Won't touch that shite
-Because you're too fat
-It's a f*****g bike. It does noises

I'm out.

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My new motivational slogan, to be yelled at people with no context.

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It's clearly just subliminal advertising for the Left Handed Thread Society™.

Was gonna say, so many left handed threads