Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

could someone summarise this for me? My time is too valuable to read it for myself

^TLDR

My parents' postman

Ha!

sorry

Surely this is more 19th hole chat?

It's quite common for British pensioners in their 60s/70s to employ retired French public servants in their 50s as guardiens. You provide a little house on your property and a small stipend in return for light gardening / housekeeping / swimming pool duties. Works well for both parties.

TBF that is classic golf club chat.

Even more than mocking people for not being business owners and taking a pack lunch to work.

If anyone has a little house and a small stipend they'd like to offer in return for some light swimming pool duties, please get in touch.

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/local-news/swimmers-evacuated-after-diarrhoea-incident-7062560

I didn't say I'd done it! :-)

Decent opportunity if you can get the current tenants out.

the £200k is neither here nor there really

$40m isn't a lot of money

I recently added a jet wash to the indispensable must-have toys.

One should never have a dirty jet.

Dusted off my crazy expensive MBP

Am going to be travelling for a few weeks and this is the most disposable of all my computers so I don't mind if it takes a lot of knocks or gets lost/stolen.

brave to come after the bossman

Hehe, he deleted the last one about him

I knew there was a reason nobody had posted it in the last 19 days.
I'll watch my back

I don't own any property in Scotland these days

I've had a massage on a plane. Virgin Upper Class

I've had 3 deliveries this week and I can see the front door in my peripheral vision from my desk and each time i've only know they'd been because the video doorbell motion sensor triggered and turned on my hall lights.

Two croissants? Pah, I've got more than that in the fridge.

Can't use dog's pet passport

I don’t mind second home