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  • Amazing. Quite tempted to sign up for the free trial.

  • Arguably, you already have, as you are in a quantum state or signed up / no signed up (and everywhere in between) already.

  • The more I read the more I realised how amazing a business it is.

    You literally get nothing for your money. You email them a picture of your bed and they email back and say it is now a med bed.

  • Oh. In that case, I'm a bit disappointed in the effect.

    Or am I?

    Who knows - it's quantum, baby.

  • Oh I’ve definitely heard of J-P Greenock!!
    The whole industry knows he’s a bellwhiff.

    I don’t think my firm has had direct dealings with him but my boss has def mentioned him from back in the day.

  • Wow, I’m actually glad I knew nothing of this side of Fiddy.
    Is it ok to just remember him as the utterly charming gent he undoubtedly was?
    I can’t recall any tales that seemed bs to me, just remember the beautiful/inappropriate bikes trotted out for any given occasion.
    Obvs a lot more of forum life was conducted in person back then but his passing and how yourself James and others were there for him galvanised my belief that this is a real community, not just a bunch of internet bike wankers.

  • What nooooo I wanted a scifi zap woowoo bed with spinny things. I'm asking for my money back I'll keep you posted

  • The 90.10. MedBed is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. It was also not developed for these purposes

    The Q nerds skipping over this bit of the website I see

  • just a bunch of internet bike wankers.

    Oi! We most certainly are!

  • Many, maybe most people have at least one chance to redefine themselves in a mostly honest way - going to university, starting a new job, moving to a different town/country. People having previously been trapped in inaccurate preconceptions held by family/friends/colleagues get the opportunity to be taken entirely on their own merits. I don't know if it's that some people don't get that chance and look for something like it online, or mess it up and look to get it right online, or if they just get addicted to the process. Maybe some are one, some another and some a combination.

  • So these guys are busting out absolute nightmare fuel now

    https://youtu.be/7OPg-ksxZ4Y

  • A guy got killed by that after going to a water park in the US. It's thought that amoeba was in the water and got shoved up his nose while going down a water slide.

  • Yep, nice octane booster there

  • I love that YT channel

    Really interesting.

    To be fair, that one's much tamer than some recent ones that lead to the extinction of mankind.

  • Super high quality stuff, that gear

  • I was 'friends' on FB for a while just to follow and repost the BS but I cracked and called him out.

    Obviously now blocked but he did threaten to sue me. 😆

  • I've just found out that sometime between tomorrow and Thursday, Biden will be removed and Trump will be reinstated. Keep an eye on the twitter of this person on the inside https://twitter.com/palmerLoni4

    Happy Friday. This hasn't happened...

    The twitter account has been quiet for a couple of days now...
    She also seems to be a fan of JFK Jr, who was supposed to rise from the dead in July 2019 to join with Donnie as his running mate in the re-election campaign. That didn't happen either.

  • Just watched the Navalny documentary on iPlayer. Wow. Worth spending some time on.

  • According to numerous Med Bed twitter threads, Trump has promised that Med Beds will make all hospital equipment obsolete by the end of this year.

    The Daily Beast has a Med Bed story. I think it's the only one in the legit media:

    New QAnon Conspiracy Involves a Magical Bed for Zombie JFK. Fringe
    believers think the “med bed” cures late-stage cancer and keeps the
    35th president alive and young. Now a host of strange businesses are
    peddling beds to the desperate.

    In a popular QAnon chat group, a woman named Julie was selling hope
    and a $22,000 cancer treatment.

    For “those interested in medbeds,” she wrote in a 36,000-member QAnon
    group on the chat platform Telegram, “FYI My husband uses a #medbed
    generator and 4 tesla biohealers for his stage 3 inoperable and
    aggressive salivary gland tumor. THIS technology is very supportive!”

    The message might have sounded like gibberish to outside readers. But
    in this corner of the internet, where conspiracy theories and
    alternative health practices run wild, it suggested something barely
    short of a miracle: the arrival of a much-hyped device that followers
    think could treat aggressive cancer.

    An increasingly popular conspiracy theory falsely centers around the
    existence of “med beds,” a fabled medical instrument that does
    everything from reversing aging to regrowing missing limbs. The theory
    has grown in popularity among followers of far-right movements like
    QAnon, some of whom claim to be urgently awaiting a med bed to treat
    severe health conditions.

    “The group falsely believes that John F. Kennedy is still alive and
    youthful, and attributes his remarkable longevity to the curative
    powers of med beds.” Some companies are capitalizing on the sudden
    demand. Julie, the woman advertising her husband’s med bed treatment
    in QAnon chat groups, is not an impartial med bed fan, but a marketer
    for Tesla BioHealing, one of multiple companies selling what they
    describe as “med beds,” sometimes for tens of thousands of dollars.
    The company credits its technology to a doctor who has previously been
    accused by the Federal Trade Commission of misleading advertisements
    for asthma treatments, and whose previous company board issued a
    resolution accusing him of sabotage, forgery, and sending company
    money to an online girlfriend.

    The med bed conspiracy theory “serves two prophetic purposes,” said
    Sara Aniano, a Monmouth University graduate student who studies the
    rhetoric of the far right and has documented the spread of the med bed
    myth.

    One of those prophecies promises a near future in which big
    pharmaceutical companies are obsolete. “Then of course there’s the
    more obvious appeal of having a magical machine, versions of which can
    diagnose you instantly or heal you instantly,” Aniano told The Daily
    Beast. “Some can grow back missing body parts instantly. So obviously,
    there’s a lot of hope that serves a very appealing narrative for those
    who believe this.”

    Some QAnon sects have made med beds central to their conspiratorial
    claims. A Dallas-based group, which follows the Q influencer Michael
    “Negative 48” Protzman, has promoted med beds, in part because the
    devices address a plot hole in another conspiracy theory. The group
    falsely believes that John F. Kennedy is still alive and youthful, and
    attributes his remarkable longevity to the curative powers of med
    beds.

    Romana Didulo, a QAnon-adjacent conspiracy leader who claims to be the
    rightful “queen” of Canada, has also hyped med beds. The devices “will
    be made available for FREE to all Canadians” following her revolution,
    she wrote in an August post. Followers of YamatoQ, a Japan-based QAnon
    movement, have also latched onto med bed theories, even making their
    own attempted version of the device with copper wires.

    Some conspiracy theorists believe Trump is aware of med beds, and can
    release them to the public. Delays in the prophesied technology (like
    one frustrated Q fan noted in an open letter to Trump last year) have
    led some to speculate that Trump is reserving the devices for the most
    critical cases, and for military members.

    Companies selling self-described “med beds” often stop short of
    conspiracy theorists’ most unlikely claims.

    Tesla BioHealing doesn’t claim that its “medbed generators” can regrow
    missing body parts—and its med beds are not even beds, but metal
    canisters designed to be placed under a mattress. Nevertheless, the
    Delaware-based company recommends its products for a spectrum of
    conditions, ranging from “mild” (including asthma and autism) to
    “severe” (including “terminal cancers”).

    Reached for comment about Tesla BioHealing’s benefits for people with
    “severe” conditions, CEO James Liu told The Daily Beast that the
    devices delivered “life force energy” to those patients.

    “Tesla BioHealing products provide life force energy to the user. When
    anyone with an unmet severe condition, such as ‘terminal cancers’ and
    ‘stroke-paralysis’ for 6 months, they do not have much life force
    energy, and it is hard for them to get better,” Liu told The Daily
    Beast via email. He cited studies, which Tesla BioHealing has not yet
    published.

    “The beds have ‘the purpose of transporting quantum energy into the
    body.’” “Based on the feedbacks of the users who had the similar
    condition, and they got the satisfactory use-experience (the
    real-world evidence), we do recommend to test-use our product. If the
    products were not work for the user, she/he can return within 60 days.
    We also conducted preliminary studies and we did observe the benefits
    of using our products. We are in the process to publish those studies.
    In addition, many doctors in the USA and abroad conducted the clinical
    studies. The outcomes of those independent studies are supporting the
    real-world evidence. The testimonials were directly provided by the
    real users in the USA and worldwide.”

    Even for “mild” treatments, the price tag is staggering. For these
    conditions, the company recommends one “Adult BioHealer,” which costs
    $599. For severe cancers, like the one Julie’s husband battled, the
    company recommends “2 or more MedBed Generators,” which cost $19,999.
    (Julie’s husband’s treatment, which consisted of a MedBed Generator
    and four Adult BioHealers, would have cost $22,358).

    Liu said prospective customers had approached them about
    conspiratorial claims, and that Tesla BioHealing had distanced itself
    from the theory.

    “We were asked by many potential consumers if our products could be
    that kind [of] device, or similar to that hoax device,” Liu told The
    Daily Beast via email. “We have 100% distanced our products from that
    false claim. Because the bed is the right place for the user to gain
    life force energy to be able to heal her/his body, we use the bed to
    deliver our life force energy. When we communicated with the FDA, we
    used the term of bed, med bed, powered bed, etc. Any bed used in a
    hospital is a med bed. Those beds have no life force energy. Our life
    force energy empowered bed is unique.”

    If Julie had promoted conspiracy theories, it would violate the
    company’s policies, Liu said.

    Reached for comment, Julie told The Daily Beast that she purchased the
    devices “for my husband’s Stage 3 parotid (salivary gland) cancer,
    inoperable and aggressive which he was diagnosed with May 5th 2021. At
    that time I had a feeling that Medbeds existed and i searched until i
    found Tesla Biohealing on May 30th.”

    She said that she hoped “AI medbeds” will become available in the
    future, but will continue to use her Tesla BioHealing products for
    pain and other conditions in the meantime. “Cancer was the best thing
    to happen to my husband and I. It was tough for both of us but we made
    it through,” she wrote. “Tesla Biohealing was and still is the best
    intuition I ever listened to in my life.”

    Other supposed med bed companies make even loftier claims. A Swiss
    company called 90.10, which scored the coveted URL “medbed.com,”
    claims to allow users to access “infinite energy” and “reprogram your
    DNA”—all without side effects.

    Unlike Tesla BioHealing, 90.10 doesn’t even offer users the
    tangibility of a metal can. Instead, it purports to convert users’
    regular beds into the fabled med beds, using “Faster than Light
    Technology®” to “teleport or beam quantum energy and frequencies into
    the human body without time delay.”

    Never mind that those claims appear to violate conventionally accepted
    rules of physics—the company promotes testimonials from customers who
    claim that one sleep in their invisibly upgraded bed managed to
    realign a spine, clear sinuses, cure joint pain, and helped reveal a
    person’s purpose in life.

    Aniano, the Monmouth University researcher, had a slightly less
    revelatory experience with the device after signing up for 90.10’s
    eight-hour free trial.

    “It tells you to lay on your bed and say the magic words, which I
    think are like ‘90.10 med bed, scan me,’ or something,” Aniano
    recalled. “You’re supposed to feel something, and that’s the trial.”

    The 90.10 med bed sells for €2,358, just over $2,500. (“Shipping
    calculated at checkout,” reads the product page, although, elsewhere
    on its website, 90.10 clarifies that “we do not ship physical goods.”)

    “Some conspiracy theorists believe Trump is aware of med beds, and can
    release them to the public. ” Reached for comment, 90.10 CEO Oliver
    Schacke said the devices were not medical in nature. Instead, he said,
    the beds have “the purpose of transporting quantum energy into the
    body.”

    Schacke said he was unaware of conspiracy theories about med beds, and
    that his company’s product was not named after them. He reiterated his
    website’s claims that 90.10 products can instantly understand any
    language or dialect, and that they access infinite energy. “On the
    subject of unlimited energy,” he said in an email, “Whatever is
    possible to imagine, is possible to achieve.”

    Though they might “recommend” their products for a variety of
    ailments, Tesla BioHealing and 90.10 sound a different note in their
    legal disclaimers.

    90.10’s disclaimer clarifies that its “med bed” is short for “meditation bed” and that the product “is not intended to diagnose,
    treat, cure, or prevent any disease. It was also not developed for
    these purposes.”

    Tesla BioHealing products, meanwhile, “are not intended to replace
    your physicians' care, diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease
    or medical condition,” the company’s disclaimer states. It goes on to
    note that “[n]o claims are made that Tesla BioHealing products or
    services are diagnostic of the presence or absence of any medical
    conditions, nor are any claims made that Tesla BioHealing products are
    a cure or treatment for any medical condition or disease.”

    While 90.10 is not U.S.-based, and notes that its products have not
    been evaluated by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration, Tesla
    BioHealing advertises its med beds as “FDA registered medical
    devices.”

    An FDA listing shows that Tesla BioHealing is a trade name of Liu’s
    company “DrNaturalHealing, Inc.” While that company has registered a
    number of devices like an “air flotation” mattress and a therapeutic
    infrared lamp, it does not appear to have registered the metal “MedBed
    Generator” cans.

    Liu, a Delaware-based doctor and entrepreneur, has previously run
    afoul of regulatory agencies for allegedly misrepresenting his health
    products.

    In 2014, he and DrNaturalHealing Inc. were the subject of a Federal
    Trade Commission investigation, over the company’s claims about an
    anti-asthma device. According to an FTC letter to Liu,
    DrNaturalHealing had advertised a “homeopathic spray” that purportedly
    “prevent[ed] or reduce[d] the occurrence of asthma attacks.” The FTC
    investigation found that the product’s claims were unsubstantiated.
    Because Liu agreed to stop making those claims, and because the
    product had not sold well to begin with, the FTC did not recommend Liu
    for enforcement.

    “The FTC staff expects that DrNaturalHealing will ensure that all its
    health benefit claims are adequately substantiated in the future,” the
    agency letter read.

    The matter appears to have concluded quietly, and Liu noted to The
    Daily Beast that the FTC had investigated his company and “did not
    fine us a single penny.” More dramatic, however, was a protracted
    legal feud between Liu and some of his former business partners,
    including his estranged wife.

    After their split, the couple battled over ownership of TechWorld
    Corporation, a medical device company they had run together. In an
    April 2015 shareholder meeting, Liu’s ex and a group of TechWorld
    shareholders issued a resolution accusing Liu of a variety of
    misconducts, including “forg[ing] TWC’s president’s signature and
    open[ing] a TWC bank account,” “embezzl[ing] TWC’s money several times
    to his online date mate,” “purchas[ing] mal-functional products from
    his brother’s company which caused big business loss and damag[ing]
    TWC’s reputation,” getting TWC’s product barcode suspended, trying to
    transfer TWC’s barcode registration to DrNaturalHealing Inc., and
    “hijack[ing] his ex-wife’s business email.

    The shareholders voted to boot Liu from the board, and requested he
    return the $35,050 that he had allegedly sent to an online girlfriend.
    Liu, in a separate legal battle against his ex, claimed that the
    explosive shareholder meeting had been convened illegally. He also
    denied the allegations, including misappropriating company funds, and
    claimed to have been scammed by “an online-dating criminal lady” on
    Match.com.

    “A very skillful online dating criminal group targeted Dr. Liu by
    saying to invest a big money into TWC or buy the US business,” reads a
    legal filing in his case. It goes on to state that he “reported the
    full event to the IRS auditors and it was classified by the IRS
    officers as a true business loss in seeking for business investment.”

    The bank account dispute, he said, came when he attempted to open a
    TWC account to cash in on a $100 offer for new account-holders.

    Liu’s estranged wife did not comment for this article by press time.

    Today, TechWorld’s business registry status is listed as “revoked.”
    Instead, Tesla BioHealing is expanding. The company has a fanbase in
    Japan, and a Japanese-language website. Stateside, the company has
    opened a number of “Tesla MedBed Centers,” where customers can
    schedule “a Bio-Well Energy Scan, Hourly or Overnight Tesla MedBed
    sessions. Experience for yourself why so many are sharing their
    remarkable stories with us.”

    The company’s website advertises one such center “coming after May
    2022” in Illinois, and it recently opened another in a former Days Inn
    in Pennsylvania.

    As with Julie’s posts in the QAnon Telegram group, the site does not
    explicitly reference popular conspiracist claims about med beds. On a
    Facebook announcement about the new center, locals simply filled in
    the blanks with med bed conspiracy theories.

    “Oh yes, but will not be available to the general public for about 2
    yrs,” one reader commented on a Pennsylvania news station’s post about
    the upcoming med bed center. “The sickest, stricken military and
    children first.”

  • Epic wtf to whoever reads that whole thing.

  • That’s just crazy - whatever’s wrong with a pyramid copper hat?? Much cheaper. …oh wait.

  • …Parklife.

  • It's also why the Roman baths in Bath aren't open to the public for bathing, anymore.

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