Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

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That's excellent.

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Thank you, that was what I was actually expecting

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Love the chicken!

Cast of towie in the early 90s?

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Absolute genius

I'm rubbish at aging people but there's no way these are 18 right?!

Not sure if pineapple sticker but certain clubs do/did under 16 nights.

There's teenage club night things. Weird.

Not sure if pineapple sticker but certain clubs do/did under 16 nights.

A classmate took some magnesium ribbon that he'd swiped from school to the Ritzys u18 friday evening-er. He was the first of our class to get chucked out of a club by the bouncers, shortly after he'd lit a strip of the ribbon. /csb

Was his house very small? With wood chip on the wall?

I remember them from my youth. Everyone got hammered on cider, cheap spirits and Mad Dog 2020, put on their best Ben Sherman and Kickers and tried to pull a similarly drunk teenage girl.

Then we all got kicked out at 9pm or something, so the club could be used for adults, and roamed the town centre in feral packs.

affectionately known as "Nappy Night" in my ghetto.

Never went, all the cool kids were drinking in multi-storey car parks and I would hang out with them.

I remember a whole roll of magnesium ribbon went missing from our chemistry lesson at my school circa 1978.

All the class were called back after school and were told we were in unlimited detention until the roll turned up. We sat there for about an hour and then were told we could go home.

It turned out the teacher had unwittingly put the roll in his own jacket pocket during the lesson and while sitting in the staff room while we were all in detention put his hand into his pocket for his pipe and found the roll...

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Then we all got kicked out at 9pm or something, so the club could be used for adults, and roamed the town centre in feral packs.

The one in Reading was at a club that was out of town near a bowling alley, Porsche garage and a massive Sainsbury's. Same vibe of been Sherman's, cream trousers and litres of linx though. Foam parties were a bit mad with that amount of hormones flowing around.

The not-at-all aptly named Utopia?