I hate

off the what?

Can't wait for the update when Wood Pigeons are shitting cherry stone laced turds onto the same astro in a couple of months.

Oh yeah, astroturf owners, good one.

Pricks with blowers.

Fucken honky moved in next door, uses a petrol one every Sunday. Started doing it on Easter.

What does the colour of their skin have to do with it?

Sorry, I just bandy honky around like it means dipshit or something. Anglo myself

Best to avoid anything that could be thought of as racist on here, or anywhere else, no matter how unintentional. On here, also avoid 'cunt' it tends to be a term of endearment. Rancid festering fuckwomble, or similar, is absolutely fine.

There are folks who'll tell you it's impossible to be racist against wypipo... (I half agree, but no longer hang out with such doctrinaire raving loony academics who actually provide some substance to the execrable cry of political correctness gone mad; for supposed intellectuals they seem quite blind to nuance)

Raving loony

This actually wouldn't be kosher; I'd be slurring the psychologically challenged or whatever they're (we're?) supposed to be called

Oh you ; )

You meant to say pavement, right

I know what I meant - the only time sidewalks are pavement out here are when they're bike paths.

Of course I didn't actually presume to say what you meant; I was trying to have a laugh by substituting one Yankism for another, but never mind >_>

Cuntlawns are now being called out on Twitter…

https://twitter.com/shitlawns/status/1521576288057712643?s=21&t=_oH4pkjhEMqTfsn1GTYv-A

I was trying to explain to a non-English friend-of-a-friend that "cunt" was not necessarily aggressive, and "mate" was also interchangable
e.g. "alright cunts, whose round is it?" vs "come on then mate, lets take this outside"

Gotta love some the English language.

I have to remember to not use that word when I go back to the US. My sister damn near lost her mind the first time. I had forgotten how it is considered to be very offensive there.

alright cunts, whose round is it?

Really?

Really.

You’re a cunt, but you’re my kind of cunt etc etc

inbruges.mp4

Canadeer, but never mind

Really?

Pretty sure @HatBeard 's mum once called me a daft cunt although to be fair, she might have meant I was actually a cunt.

But you have no doubts about what she meant by daft.

I told you I don't like you spending time with my mum if I'm not around.

But she does.