I want a goat instead of a mower.
It's cruel to keep one on its own. You'd need at least two.
Didn't I already say two?
"Goat" surely means "pair of goats - pygmy ones, because obvs".
@Brommers started
London Fixed Gear and Single-Speed is a community of predominantly fixed gear and single-speed cyclists in and around London, UK.
This site is supported almost exclusively by donations. Please consider donating a small amount regularly.
I want a goat instead of a mower.