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Apparently GBNews had Neil Parish on talking about the anonymous parliament porn watcher last week. Their minds must be blown now they know it was him.

Yep - doesn't even flinch...

https://mobile.twitter.com/MarinaHyde/status/1520054854898569219

https://www.change.org/p/our-father-is-facing-the-death-penalty-in-iraq-freejimfitton

#FreeJimFitton

Lolz - Neil Porno Parish has complained about slow broadband (across the country, not necessarily his own personal feed) 58 times in the Commons.

https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1520061937312280577

Lol, am currently in Tiverton, much discussion at the pub

I like the fact he said he won't comment and will wait the findings of the investigation... That he reported himself to

Discussion about how porn on the net is slow? 😁

Despite the irony, this is a real issue if you live in the sticks. Digital learning etc or zoom meetings during the pandemic are fine, but if you can only get slow as shit broadband in the cities in the south west (let alone tivvy and crediton) you’re screwed

And porn?? 😁😁

Haha walked into that one

Edit - as in remote learning etc is a great thing but very tricky if you have no bandwidth

You did!

And streaming porn is very tricky without bandwidth!

You are digging a bigger hole (reference ) 😁😁😁

So Neil Parish’s defence appears to be the classic ambushed by porn

won't comment and will wait the findings of the investigation

I wonder where he got the idea for this approach.

Fish rot from the head.

Ambushed by porn? Has happened to us all

Pornbush

I’m lead to believe that’s a sub genre

I'm into the sub genre.

Why do I think you have been pornbush ambushed?

Though thankfully being a wanker isn’t a banning offence on lfgss, it’s more of a qualifying requirement for membership.

Mrs Parish giving off classic '80s-'90s wronged-but-supportive-Tory-wife energy.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/apr/30/tory-mp-neil-parish-says-opened-porn-mistake-commons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcdzZ5zRZgg

Happened to a friend

Hot take from the wife

“It’s degrading. It’s demeaning. But on the other hand it takes two to tango. There must be women posing for all this.”

Is the issue porn or porn-at-work?

I presume it's acceptable to have a shit in the HoC toilets but we wouldn't accept it in the chamber?

The issue is porn at work, obviously.

The use of the word ‘posing’ indicates she thinks Internet porn is much like a 70s copy of hedge Mayfair. She’s in for a surprise when she sees what’s on his Pornhub.