I hate

Women's sizing - where all the proportion variables of a human body are summed up in a single number (which goes up in increments of 2)

IKR? If I put my numbers into an online calculator, I'm a UK 22 for my bust and waist but a 14 for my hips...wtaf does that even mean and how is that helpful? Its all the more confusing because my waist size and hip size are the same in cm.

Edit: Ah no, my mistake...i'm a 22 all the way through.

Doesn;t explain why this size 22 dress doesn't fit though