I hate

Erm yeah it does if you're using company portal to push enterprise apps

Edit. Depending on compliance policy, so I'll give you that. It's just I've never known an organisation not implement require encryption when password is required to unlock the device

My employer has a BYOD policy and it's pretty clear that you give over control of the device to them and they can wipe it at any time with no consequences. Hard pass.

Exactly this.

On the flip side their policy for company mobile usage specifically includes making personal calls etc as being ok, just please don't stream Netflix over the hotspot all day.

I hate that every year the parish council here erect a massive cross on the village green. It just looks so unwelcoming. Isn't it enough that they all believe in christianity without having to make all the rest of us have to see it.

Just use it to make a Wickerman?

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Turn that frown ( cross ) upside down

#hailsatan

Cling film

It’s good at many things but tearing in the direction you want it to is not one of them.

Baby On Board signs in cars. Why? Do you know what they’re for? No you don’t, so fuck off.

Why?

Nudge theory.

#notaeuph

Cling film

& people who can't tear cling film properly and then put it back with half the roll wrapped 3 turns more than the other half.

don't hate the player, hate the game

runner beans, plum tomatoes, broccoli and carrots in one dish*. that's clearly a tool for serial killers and deviants.

* edit: on a bed of celery no less. the sick fucks

Those are pea pods

Classic mixed veg with dip dish that people with no imagination bring to potluck.

the point still stands.

John Virgo

That's nuts

That's (snooker) loopy

HMRC. Just. Fuck. Right. Off.

seen on r/fuckcars

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The unrivalled joy I get from James Blunt Bonfire Heart.

Makes me feel like a fraud.

Love that they’re even annoyed with zipcars parking in spaces. So annoying that cars are parking in spaces, preventing other cars from parking there.

Manufacturers inconsistent clothes sizing. I have some trousers in a 36”waist which are decidedly loose on me. I need to replace a pair that are going through at the knee so ordered a 34” waist size and though flattering they were so tight I could feel my blood pressure go up and the onset of a headache. And there are no trousers in the next size up anyway.

Also why the fuck do trouser sizes go up in 2” increments?