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London is the epicentre of the universe
Yes, obvs.
anything South is heathen
Of course
Canadians are obviously in the far North
As can be clearly seen from aerial photography
and thus are the poor cousins of the great and good USA
What? USA is in the South, so obviously populated by a tribe of savages even more dangerous to the civilised people of Canuckistan than the bloody bears. Fortunately they're easy to spot when on the warpath by their elaborate head dresses bearing the inscription "MAGA"
It must be worse in London’s Famous since we’re south of it by a couple of degrees.