Gravel / Gravé / Gnarmac / Groad / ATB

Amazed at the lack of hilarious gravel related April fool jokes so far today

They been posted all year round here

What do you mean? They’re hydraulic levers.

On the LOW? They're Apex mechanical levers.

Forum celebrity's gravel bike up for sale

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Lol -

Buy my gravel bike please, also see the mentioned bike in 7 reasons not to buy a gravel bike.

What size?

Julian Hutchings has clearly just bought himself a mountain bike

choose your weapon

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It just looks mean!

Medium, and the seat clamp doesn't work.

Fuck daypacking

https://youtu.be/VIjKzpNDLw4

Saw this badboy at the supermarket.

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That peanut butter has been around for a fair while- I remember the little bakery next to the climbing gym in Exeter having a stand set up for her back when it started- she used to hand deliver the orders to the Exeter Area on a bicycle- hence the name.
PB is big business, as Manilife (started in farmers markets in Barnes though so the rise was less challenging).

That’s pretty cool.
I was spoilt as a kid, they had a grinder in the local whole foods. That as my Dad said ‘ate up peanuts and shat out butter’

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I loved those machines. Between WFM and the burger place off university ave was my post swim treats as a kid.

Not sure I have room for it in my stable

Curious

Still better than what Amey posts

Looking at wrong bike.

I love the look of it, but when you see how large the wheels are compared to the frame, it's obviously a really small frame size.
My gangly 6 for plus self would need a massive frame and that would look shit in comparison.

Truly loathsome!

the perfect gravel bike is on ebay rn

A fine hybrid there

I think @platypus should buy it

reply with +1 if you agree.